Shut it

I?ve always wondered what it would be like if I were inside James Lipton?s actors studio. All those fun questions, oh boy, I?d have all the right answers. ITAS, as cool people call it, is best known for its query about people?s favourite cursewords. Now there have been some great answers to that one like, ?Oh, I love them all? and Hugh Laurie?s (better known as Dr. House) ?Fuck, fucked and all its fucking cognates?. But thanks to a certain place called orkut and a certain teacher I?ve got an answer to top them all. It?s delfikommentaarija, hereby known as Delphi Commentator. Seriously, who would want to be called a delfikommentaarija? I wouldn?t. They are the lowest in the food-chain, deeper than lawyers and advertisers even. Can?t say they don?t deserve that position.

Anyone who has visited Delfi knows that one is not to read the feedback there. Those commentators are bored, ignorant and to wrap it up, pure anal. Politics is their favourite topic of course. There is no place for positive characters in a Delphi Commentators mind, there are only the bastards and the bastards that are opposed to the first bastards making them less bastardly. What goes around in that world can be compared to a boxing match that keeps on getting new fighters, the public always rooting for the new one just so the older and less popular sod can be disposed of. But it?s ok, as in the real world they are the fighters and we?re the ones watching the TV with our popcorn at hand waiting for another ?friendly lad? to get knocked out. There?s nothing more satisfying than meeting somebody dumber than yourself.

We?re all constantly fighting for freedom of speech and praying that nobody ever takes away our submit button but when you come to think of it, perhaps they should.