"Programmers' Choice" - since 1984

by Roald Sinissaar »

If ever I get the funds and knowhow to start a big company, I want to get into the coffee business. Coffee has the same biological effect as soft energising drugs (like ecstasy watered down with baking powder) do. I’d start a brand of the greatest and most invigorating espresso around – “Programmers’ Choice”.

The reason I have this half-assed excuse for a dream is the mind-boggling amount of coffee that I consume while doing all-nighters. Programmers are the toughest kind of night owls and it would only make a huge amount of sense to name the strongest brand after them.

Now for the bitter part.

For next week I have:

> a huge project for which we’ve had no time before
> a test in history
> a test in chemistry
> another test in history
> mockups for some work I need to get done
> a logo to design
> senseless questions in literature to be answered, an ocean of literary horror
> a test in mathematics
> and the usual this and that
> plus a whole lot of blogging to catch up with
> and don’t forget the foxen!

I ask you, is this normal? IS THIS NORMAL? WHY DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS TO US? WHY, GOD, WHY?

About the author

Roald-Henrik Sinissaar is a student slash freelance designer slash creative dimwit, who, in addition to designing this blog, has put the better part of his better years into creative tasks administered by higher powers.

And he shall never again speak of himself in the third person.