:/ joel http://elevantstudios.com/joel I am not here to write. I am here to be mad. Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:50:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 en What About Us? http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/joelblog/~3/471087773/ http://elevantstudios.com/joel/2008/12/what-about-us/#comments Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:50:19 +0000 Joel http://elevantstudios.com/joel/?p=629

We recently added 11 more languages to Google Translate, making it easier than ever to read web pages in other languages. The newest language additions include Catalan, Serbian, Slovenian, Slovak, Latvian, Filipino, Indonesian, Hebrew, Ukrainian, Lithuanian, and Vietnamese.

Missing something from that crowd, perhaps?

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]]> http://elevantstudios.com/joel/2008/11/what-is-that-what-is-that/feed/ http://elevantstudios.com/joel/2008/11/what-is-that-what-is-that/ Don’t fuck this up http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/joelblog/~3/442901590/ http://elevantstudios.com/joel/2008/11/dont-fuck-this-up/#comments Wed, 05 Nov 2008 06:27:10 +0000 Joel http://elevantstudios.com/joel/?p=619 please

]]> http://elevantstudios.com/joel/2008/11/dont-fuck-this-up/feed/ http://elevantstudios.com/joel/2008/11/dont-fuck-this-up/ (wo)man + machine http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/joelblog/~3/416191031/ http://elevantstudios.com/joel/2008/10/man-machine/#comments Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:25:48 +0000 Joel http://elevantstudios.com/joel/?p=610 big gray rabbits and fucking spotlights. Pretty and funny. Dark and bright. Creepy and painful. Flashback and (unexpected) beauty.

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Secondary friendship market - Mad at your friends? Sell your relationship to other people!

old. but still…

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  • Luck is everything
  • A coin flip determines the next player to move
  • The king can be captured*

    • * i.e. Player A wins coin flip, moves » check » Player A wins again, moves » captures king » win!

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    or, well, isn’t.

    anyway

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  • More Staff Than Visitors aka Viru Folk Opening #
    • ]]>     http://elevantstudios.com/joel/2008/08/twitter-110808/feed/ http://elevantstudios.com/joel/2008/08/twitter-110808/     triple eight http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/joelblog/~3/358876524/ http://elevantstudios.com/joel/2008/08/triple-eight/#comments Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:27:12 +0000 Joel http://elevantstudios.com/joel/?p=583 whoopee!

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    “…you can do anything at zombo.com. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself…”

    or here

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  • ignore this. (please?) #
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  • when I buy my own country, I’ll name it My Country (His Country, officially). To piss off people with my answer to their Where-are-you from? #
    • ]]>     http://elevantstudios.com/joel/2008/07/twitter-260708/feed/ http://elevantstudios.com/joel/2008/07/twitter-260708/     whistle http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/joelblog/~3/344412427/ http://elevantstudios.com/joel/2008/07/whistle/#comments Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:13:19 +0000 Joel http://elevantstudios.com/joel/?p=565 just heard this tune through my open window. quite spooky, actually.

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    I wish Totoro was my neighbor. Instead, I got some lady that screams at crying kids all day.

    Facebook

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    Half of me worries that I’ll get into a job that I’m not prepared for. The other half worries that I’ll work with people who are totally not prepared for their job.

    As such, I worry a lot.

    unregistered bob

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